My new favorite astrologers

I have two new favorite cheer-ups in the stars department.  One is Christopher Witecki at Soulgarden, who is handsome and has endurance and the common touch.

http://www.soulgarden.tv/ also reposted at youtube if it's not working smoothly

The other is The Great Fernando, of  http://turnwise.blogspot.com/  The Turnwise Almanack, where you may also follow the prognostications of Lady Anaemia Asterisk.

Just let me share with you this wonderful advice from the most recent edition of WOSSNAME, the newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion:

Lesser Umbrage 19 Feb - 20 Mar

Peoples often ask Fernando how he stays so calm, cool and collected

at all times. For Fernando, this is easy, because Fernando has the

very, how you say it, "laid back" personality. Except for the making

of love, where Fernando is moltissimo hot-blooded. But for

Umbragians who wish to be more like Fernando, the stars say that

your self-improvement is the ancient Laotan mystic art of yoga. You

too can learn to breathe through your third eye. And for those who

do not have the personality for yoga, never fear, for the stars have

the answer: the ancient art of tantrum yoga. If you can't stay calm,

let your tantrums work for you to give you the great power and

endurance in the obstacle race of life. Then you will be as relaxed

as Fernando.

 I too shall learn to breathe through my third eye.

Btw, if you think I might be a bit of a skeptic regarding the power of the stars, let's just say that my thinking is much like my Myspace friend Melodee Aaron's here;

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog...

The doctor in the delivery room has more impact on your personality than a distant planet-- but how exactly did you get that doctor attending? Not being born yet...