http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eZCiAGTbCk

  At the link is an eighteen minute report on the 'army' that abducts people, especially children, in Uganda and Sudan.

Africa is not a fun continent right now except on the coasts.

And oh spit, the Tamil Tigers have been doing it too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8121441.stm 

http://stopchildslavery.com

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Comedian Louis CK, brought to you by my fellow author Daisy Dexter Dobbs.  Her original blog here

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog...

An author recently sent me a file my computer couldn't get open. Turns out it was in a format that used to be a journalism standard- .qxd.  Reminded me that when I was in high school when we wanted to use the computer we had to punch holes in a stack of paper cards first. We were told to learn Fortran. Typing was done on huge vibrating loaves of machine with a little leaping ball of letters, or more slowly on a smaller machine with many levers and an inky ribbon on two spools.  Nowadays I don't even need pieces of paper!

New century, longer lives, less muscle. We are used to sitting in chairs and flying very fast through the air, or down ribbons of asphalt macadam. Thank goodness for compost. Otherwise we might think that all waste goes away down pipes or in trash trucks and that's it.

The ancient New Year that starts at vernal equinox is approaching. Us folk bred farther from the Equator don't relate in our guts to the Chinese New Year that begins a cross-quarter sooner. My son outgrew his bed and is receiving a new one. Dirt is beginning to show through the snow. Already they are enforcing 'savings of Daylight', which it turns out was invented in Britain. In Sweden, nobody quits using their headlights to drive no matter what the time of day. Eggs and baby animals and brave bulbs blossoming.

And I am telling you this in signals that travel though space and back, and are recorded in the virtual realm where you can see them even after I leave again. And I am still cutting up old socks into rings and weaving them together into potholders the way I did when I was seven.

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Now that we have all made it to the other side of Valentines Day the great marketing of romance phenomenon, which in the old days was called Lupercalia and involved ripping hearts out, I have to exult in two things.

Thing one: the band Lamb of God has made their entire new album, WRATH, available to listen for free! at Myspace.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=us...

Thing two:

http://www.darkroastpress.com

I am now officially a published romance author, not just a fanfictioning and editing wannabe.  The anthology My Dark Roasted Valentine, released on Valentine's Day 2009, contains 25 percent Helgaleena romance in the form of my short story, Heartseeds.

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 My romance- sci-fi author friend at Myspace Melodee Aaron combs the newsfeeds and comes up with some excellent ones.

 NASA wants citizen input on what the Space Program's 'civilian' goals should be. TELL THEM FOR GOSH SAKES! click on the link.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20090113/sc_space/wa...

I asked them to shoot down giant asteroids please. Below is a repost of my earlier blog on the space program and why we need it. Nature is Good. But if we can keep from being incinerated or boiled off into the vacuum, that is a bonus...

Look here, all--

Star Wars geeks may think of ourselves as nerds but actually we are escapists. The real action is in the Real World in Actual Outer and Inner Space. Thank you to the NERDS for this crucial reminder. 

On the whole I would say that the non-Star Wars sci-fi parts of my friendsbase at Livejournal have a much higher IQ overall, and know what the Real Nerds with Science Jobs are toying with lately. Whether it's giant particle colliders or Chandra or polar monitoring stations, they are better to spend time eavesdropping on than we 'Jedi' standing around cyberspace waiting for the next Lucas product to spend our grocery money on.

Having shaken my heavily splinted index finger at you all I give you the link.

<a href="http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/200...

It's from scifi author Jay Lake,  

<a href="http://jaylake.livejournal.com/">http://ja...

 a great provider of regular helpings of 'link salad'. I advise you to read each and every comment in the thread because the posts are NOT by the braindead.

Then form your own opinion on whether or not you think humanity is worth perpetuating in the best interests of the planet we parasitize. Tailor you citizenship practices accordingly.

New Years update !  If you click on the following link, there's a great commentary by sci-fi author Melodee Aaron, and a huge and interesting quote of JFK (deceased president John f Kennedy, for the younger crowd) regarding the USA space program.

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog...

That is all.

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 Your guess is as good as mine.  We won't be Bush and Cheney's hostages anymore, but how much will change?

The very same source I am citing reports that Halliburton, Cheney's old chums, have moved their HQ from Houston to Dubai.

As Mr. Fahad notes, my fellow disabled American Bonnie Lackey writes truth. And I'm glad to finally come across it. Thanks, Bonnie.

This is a reprint from http://www.fahad.com  posted in march 2006.

The following email I have received from (Bonnie Lackey) had touched me deep inside. It touched me so much because I felt the truth in every word spoken. The reason I'm publishing her email to me is because Ms. Lackey asked me to spread her message on behalf of the good Americans to the people of the United Arab Emirates .... Read her letter carefully to see what I mean ......

Dear Fahad Al Mahmood:

I am an American Woman of 55 years. I searched within the United Arab Emirates for someone to possibly explain the fears that Americans have with the Dubai Ports issue. I stumbled upon your site quite by accident, but felt that you might be able to communicate what I feel to many others.

Additionally, my cousin, attended Embry Riddle as you did and I live in Florida, as you evidently did at one time....perhaps our only common link in the world other than we are human beings watching the world crumble around our ears.

I wanted the people of the United Arab Emirates that this administration has made many mistakes, at least in my eyes, and now, a growing feeling in the minds of many Americans.

George Bush, Dick Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Condeleesa Rice, their support staff, and many major Republican politicians have pounded into the brains of the U.S. citizens that the attack on the World Trade Towers on September 11, 2001 had everything to do with terrorism and the majority of those who flew the planes into the twin towers were from Saudi Arabia.

In order to win the 2004 Presidential elections, Bush and Cheney...and all of the rest of their believers...constantly preached the fear of God into the hearts of Americans. Fear was their winning tool.

This administration has proven to be liars, spies, torturers, law breakers, manipulators and basically, a classic group of sociopaths...willing to do and say anything to back their cause.

Meanwhile, for example, George Bush gives tax incentives for American Corporations to go abroad and do business across the world. The Corporations, by the thousands, ran with that offer and invested in countries that normally, we would never do business with. However, these companies offered cost reductions in manufacturing, call centers, textile production, and everything that you could imagine. All while now, many of them, creating fake subsidiaries in various regions of the world...ulimately not having to pay into the tax base of the United States.

Second, this administration, allowed the wealthy major tax breaks...where those individuals pay virtually NO TAXES into our tax base. To divert attention to the working class, they offer a $400.00 a year tax break to win the hearts, minds, and pockets of those who are less savvy about the government, and those who are too busy trying to make money (perhaps working two jobs or the wife and husband are working to support their families) and still they are struggling to survive.

Meanwhile, behind the scenes Dick Cheney, who was the CEO of Halliburton prior to his election in 2000 to Vice President, has an opportunity to elevate Halliburton (in 2000) from number 17 to number 1 for the Pentagon's Vendor list. Halliburton sets up 58 seperate subsidiaries in the Cayman Islands, and contracts services with other countries, one being IRAN, where the United States is suppose to have sanctions. Other companies follow suit and ultimately end up making billions of non-taxable income.

The war in Iraq was very pre-meditated. I had heard about Bush wanting to get rid of Saddam long before 9/11 ever occurred. It has been proven now that Saddam never had involvement with Osama Bin Laden, nor did he have stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction. Additionally, Saddam did not have the military build-up to match the American Troops. He had poorly maintained everything except them many palaces that he had built. Even the oil refinerys were aged and in poor repair.

My early problem, prior to the truth about Iraq and Saddam ever came out, was with the United States preempting an attack on a soverign government, without the support of the United Nations nor the Inspectors having completed their final reports. This thought process reminded me of a "mad dog"...who attacks without reason or rational....no matter what anyone else thinks or believes. Here again the constant lies...all used to get the American people to support ths agregious act.

The lies and cover-ups from this administration have been constant and always imposed fear of other middle-eastern states. There are many radical religious leaders here in the United States, as well. They make a lot of money by supporting wars as do all of the corporations making supplies for the troops. These ministers preach from their pulpits the same things that this administration did, allowing this fear to have people fearful of death...thus turning to their God, filling the church pews, and paying what these ministers call Tithes...but, it is money...hoping that their prayers and money will buy them, in case of a war on American land, a way to go to heaven...to atone for their sins...I call it an epidemic of religious proportions! The law in the United States is suppose to be "separation of church and state". However, this is what George Bush put forth when he was running for office...his "supposed" Christian beliefs and that God had told him to run for office????!!!! If anyone else said that to the American public, they would have him in a straight jacket and placed in a mental institution. But this draws in these ministers

Please note at this juncture that these churches are also tax free. They pay NO TAXES for anything. So, once again, the middle and poor classes must bear the burden of supporting the budgetary needs of this government. Soon, as the war costs grow, since there is not enough money coming from just these hard working Americans, this adminstration, siphons money from all of the trust funds including Social Security Trust Fund, Federal Employees Retirement Fund, the Military Retirement Trust Fund, the Federal Hospital Trust Fund, The Railroad Employees Retirement Trust Fund, the Federal Employees Life Insurance Trust Funds, the American Indian Trust Fund and more....now they try to say that the Social Security Trust Fund, that we have all paid into all of our working lives, is almost bankrupt....they do not tell us why...and they don't tell all of the other groups involved that there is anything wrong with their accounts. They have taken close to $4.1 TRILLION DOLLARS from these accounts since Bush came into office with no marketable assets to back the amount taken and no budget to pay back the trust funds. These Trust Funds are not suppose to be touched. They are only suppose to reinvest them to help them make more money.

Additionally, this administration starts borrowing from other countries (approximately 11 others), Japan being the one we owe the most to and China the second highest amount. However, they offer marketable assets to these countries, especially China. Now China, not only is in a major trade deficit with us, but holds our financial security in the palms of their hands. Much of what I am telling you is not publicised on American television as these stations are now all Corporate owned and the corporations are making much money doing lots of things including supplying the war, which only benefit them and their stock holders...not America in general. The CEO's of these Corporations also make lots of money, tax free due to tax loopholes for the rich. So they decapitate the the American Tax Revenue System in America, once again, also having the ability to control the information that is provided to the common American citizen.

Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of American jobs are being outsourced annually. Over 800,000 jobs in 2005 alone. High Tech jobs in America for American Corporations are being held back for Foreign Nationals...over 200,000 jobs.

Now the Budget, which they are actually withholding large sections of it from being devulged to the Congress and Senate and the American People, is such a large, black hole that they start cutting the budget. Where do they start?
With Medicare (medical assistance for elderly and disabled), Medicaid (medical assistance for the very poor), and grants for college for poor and middle-class students. They also cut subsidies to American Farmers, because of the trade agreements, they can import fruits and vegetables for much less money than helping the American Farmers.

Now, as corporations find that they can make more money abroad...example...GM, General Motors has now cut thousands of American jobs, but is the number one car maker and seller in China. Also, since we outsourced so many jobs to China, we are in competition for the world sources of oil. Chinese use to ride bicycles, now they drive General Motors and Ford cars. Yet the Japanese car makers in America are doing very well and now a Korean car maker is moving to the United States to build cars for Americans. Do you see any problems as yet???

Now thousands of American Corporations are laying off or letting go thousands of American Workers. Americans don't have health insurance. If they do, it is very high in cost. The doctors are in cahoots with the Health Insurance and Pharmaceutical Companies in raising the cost of all of their services and products. Only the well-off can afford nice cars and Health insurance.

Halliburton, meantime, is overcharging the U.S. for oil, food, and other items. This is a "no bid" contract, (how convenient for Halliburton and Dick Cheney whose stock options for Halliburton has gone up 3,128% since he took office and he still gets close to $200,000. in deferred salary from Halliburton, six years since he quit his job as CEO.)

Now the U.S. is trying to sell off American Assets to Foreign Companies...anything to make a dollar...which has been so devalued, as has our reputation, since Bush took office. This adminstration has functioned in a vacuum. They are so busy "cooking the books" as they say in America for those misrepresenting and doing fraudulent and dishonest things with the Nations money, they are also so busy lying and deceiving the American Public, they are so busy looking out for their own best interest, which is a conflict of interest for elected officials to be making money or seeking long-term benefits for themselves. They are so busy undermining the people paying their salaries, helping their rich friends get ahead, and making sure all of those corporations make big donations to their party for the concessions made in tax incentives and tax breaks and the poor and middle class can just go to hell, plain and simple.

The schools are very poor in America, there are so many illiterate students, and we now have the greatest high school drop-out rate ever in America. Students who so graduate can't afford to go to college now that the grants and scholarships have been either eliminated or reduces.

The chemical companies, pharmaceutical companies, the Federal Drug Administration, and the doctors are not providing good health care. The toxins that they are putting into the drugs are making healthy people sick, they can't afford to get well, the chemicals as preservatives and toxins, such as anti-biotics, anti-parasitics and body enhancers to fatten up the animals.... they are feeding and injecting into our animal food chain and spray on our foods in the fields are ingested by the poor and middle class...who still can't afford good health care. The toxins they use in our injections, our teeth, our blood streams...supposedly to prevent illness, fix our teeth, and kill cancer and other diseases are really still killing us. Only the wealthy can afford "natural products" which won't invade their systems with toxins. People are getting frustrated and many low and some, now, middle class are doing illegal drugs and even legal drugs in order to cope with their financial problems. Husbands and wives fight over finances or work so much they never see each other...so they usually break up. The fathers don't pay for child support, the mothers then live with the children way below the poverty level. They now create gettos where there are gangs, crime, and illegal drugs everywhere. Kids and women are getting raped and killed, and kidnapped all of the time.

The police and hospitals do not have enough money or resources to handle all of this craziness! They let criminals out of prisons and crazy people out of mental institutions because there is no money to take care of them. Then these people go out and victimize innocent people...breaking and entering their homes...sometimes when they are at home, stealing their possessions and robbing them of peace of mind. They do drugs which then usually calls for guns of all kinds even semi-automatics, they run the streets at night. Good and honest people must lock themselves up in their homes with security systems in order to protect themselves....all this because there are not enough police, because there is not enough money.

Meanwhile...the crooked politicians are cooking up deals with lobbyists, taking their money, then acting on their behalf to get the things they want done. The politicians live in big homes in Washington, D.C. and their home states. They have excellent salaries that they increase regularly.
They have guaranteed pensions for life and wonderful health insurance for life...for themselves and their families. They can buy anything they want, invest in anything they want, send their kids to the best private schools because they don't have to pay any taxes...and the money keeps rolling in.

These things that I am telling you are just the TIP of the iceberg...which is another thing. The EU wanted the U.S. to join in acting against Global Warming. The U.S. refuses since they don't believe that there is Global Warming. But artic glaciers are melting down at a rapid rate. One huge glacier in Alaska floated away and crashed into a port. The hurricanes, tornadoes, wild fires, tsunamis, earthquakes, snow slides, mud slides due to extensive rain, droughts due to extensive dry spells...on and on...these are not enough to convince Bush to do anything about Global Warming....why???? Because then he would have to impose enviromental laws that would impact the bottom-line figure for all of their corporate buddies!!! That's why! Even though he is not up for re-election...his party, the Republican Party is up for election...and they all have their hand in Corporate profits either through stock options, lobbyists, or undercover reasons. They couldn't get the donations for their re-elections from the corporations if they imposed environmental restrictions, because the companys couldn't make as much money. Which now brings up the subject of environmental pollution....rivers with chemicals in them, air pollution due to fumes and exhaust from manufacturing smoke stacks. Nuclear reactors in every state...heaven forbid a melt-down or a terrorist attack.

I forgot to mention that the chemicals used in our products have caused millions of deaths due to cancer. Other toxins cause Autism, heart arrythmias and other heart disease issues, Multiple Sclerosis, Alzheimers Disease...neurological brain diseases. Even if you have health insurance, the hundreds of thousands of dollars for Cancer treatment is more than people can pay over and above the coverage of their insurance policy provides. If you become disabled, it takes years to be approved to get the money that you worked all of your life for. Many people die or get worse leaving them in such bad condition that they will never recover, before they are approved. Having Health Insurance doesn't mean that you are going to get help...because if your doctor doesn't accept it, because it doesn't pay enough...you will then die or loose everything you have trying to raise the funds to pay the remaining costs.

All the while, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld (involved with a pharmaceutical company producing billions of dollars in tamiflu doses which may or may not ever be used and may not be the right product for whatever may hit America and other countries depending on the varient types of flu found), Rice, Karl Rove, Bush's right hand man, and all the rest of his crew...are saying, "We must fight terrorism abroad so that it never comes to our shores". The Al Quieda, the Hamas, the insurgents, whoever is the group of the day or all of them everyday...are coming. That is why we must fight in Iraq. That is why we must tap your phone lines, watch everyone with the Patriot Act...spy on those who may hurt us! The one's who drove the planes into the towers were from Saudi Arabia. Everyone in the Middle East are our enemies...we can't even trust Israel. Now we must watch Venezuela...our borders are being invaded by Mexicans, and other South American Countries, then Terrorist could come through there also.....THIS IS WHAT WE HEAR ON A DAILY BASIS!

The Bush goes and makes arrangements with a foreign country to buy American ports.....No wonder the American people didn't want this to happen. Then Bush goes to India and offers nuclear materials to them. He tells us that they are going toseparate their military nuclear needs from their civilian nuclear needs....How stupid do they think the American people are....??? Much of them are stupid because they don't hear what really is going on behind the scenes. Americans are too busy working...they don't like to read...the middle and lower class are not that bright or else they would be wealthy....so they tell us what they want us to know and now it backfired with Dubai.

Through all of this, the biggots and racists in America are becoming worse in their attitude towards foreigners, even second and third generation immigrants, born in America, but look Chinese, Middle Eastern, black...even though this country was founded on immigrants...these under-educated, gun-toting, American Nazi's are growing in numbers.

I have spent this time telling you this long, true story because, I know that feelings have been hurt because of the Dubai incident. I tell you this to let you know that it is not all Americans! I would love to go to Dubai, I love the customs, the beauty of different religions and cultures. I just wanted someone to tell the story of the GOOD AMERICANS!!! Those of us who recognize what is going on, who read books, research on the internet...those of us who can read between the lines...see what is really going on.

I am disabled due to a car accident. I, actually have more time available that I would like. I watch programs and documentarys that would bore most people to tears. However, I want to be a vital human being...maybe my body has problems, but I want my brain to still function at a high level. I spent my life helping the needy, people that others turned away. I hope that someday, I may be much improved in my health and that I can help others again. I speak three languages, I type 62 words a minute without an error. I read and spell very well. I love computer technology...yet I am stuck, most of the time in bed.

Today, though, I feel good that I tried to let someone know what we Americans are up against. This administration is the worst, the most corrupt, uncaring, vicious, manipulating that I have ever seen in my 55 years. And for the moment, I have the freedom to tell this story, due to my Freedom of Speech. However, many who have spoken out about the wrongs of this administration have lost their businesses, lost their careers, lost contracts, and face constant scruitany by our Federal Government.

So when George W. Bush and Condeleesa Rice go to other countries and tell them what to do and how to do it....it really sickens me...because, as you saw after Hurricane Katrina, it took them five days to save thousands of people right here in America...Bush lied and said that he didn't know. Someone found the tapes to prove that he did...tapes of a conversation that the president had with the person he put in charge of the disaster...that was timed and dated. Still thousands are homeless, here in America, with nothing left but a bag of donated clothes..wandering around. However, they did get to Pakistan and Indonesia after their disasters in two days...because he was trying to impress them!

Most of the money, the National Guard (troops suppose to be used here in America for National Disasters), high-water vehicles, and supplies were in Iraq. Where I live in Florida, there has been 3 terrible hurricanes that have hit within 18 months, I have received NO HELP. I am disabled, with no homeowner's insurance (because at first I couldn't afford it, then, when I had it, it closed down and cut off all policies in Florida, right before the next hurricanes hit this year. I have just a plastic tarp on the roof of my home. Last year I had one, Hurricane Wilma tore it off, so now I have another one on now.

I have asked God that if he will help me get well, that I will travel abroad to help other countries. I know there are many others that would be willing to do so also, except they are all so afraid.

So, I beg of you, sir, please tell the people of the United Arab Emerits and Dubai, for me, and the thousands who would tell them if they could, that there ARE GOOD AMERICANS....but unfortunately, we are not in power at this time...and we cannot even change our own situation and problems...as Bush puts us deeper in debt and continues to incite additional problems. On behalf of the Good Americans, my deepest apology for the change in heart about the Dubai Port deal. However, after reading this story, I am sure they will understand how everything evolved and why most Americans are afraid of their own shadows right now.

Sincerely,

Bonnie Lackey
bonnie462@adelphia.net

Thank you Bonnie for your honest words and I hope I have done my part in delievering your message to the UAE people and all those who started to believe there no good Americans left ....

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Pie Out of Anything

No, I am absolutely serious.  Hard times are coming, if they haven't already hit, and we may not be able to get a turkey to stuff this year and have to buy the two dollar ‘breast roast' instead. It is a lot more festive if you have pies around the lump on the platter. And they can be full of just about anything.

Day by day, there are times when it's hard to know what to make out of the miscellany they handed you at the food pantry, if you were far enough forward in line to get a sack.

Just invest the five bucks in flour instead of a footlong sub at the takeout place and you will have some options. Oh, and another five bucks for a jug of generic vegetable oil. They'll last you two whole weeks at the least, and probably all month if you don't bake your own bread. 

Pie crust is simple. You mix oil into the flour until it's almost holding together on its own, then add the last bit of water needed to achieve workable dough.  Half a cup of flour should be enough for a top or bottom crust in a standard tin. Biscuit dough is similar, only you only add enough oil to get it crumb state, and also add leavening so it'll rise, and make your more bread like product with buttermilk and water. If you aren't already familiar with producing biscuit and pie crust, learn fast. And I have not mentioned the salt. Lots of people object to me not adding it, but I am allergic to it, you could say. Commercial baked goods are full of the stuff so you hoi polloi probably will miss it.

I shall be dealing with main course pies first and dessert pies second. As I am steadfast in my contention that they can contain anything, I will subdivide by method.

Method one--  stewed anything into an egg pie

Start with a pint of leftover anything with chunks and juice or gravy.  Line your tin or casserole with your pastry crust; you probably won't be needing a top crust for this one as the egg will hold it together. Scoop the solid parts of the stew out with a slotted spoon and into your crust. Then whisk together the remaining liquid, three to four eggs, and enough milk to make enough scrambled egg to completely immerse the solids. If the top surface is too unsightly, top with crumbs or grated cheese or something.  Bake at medium heat until completely set all the way to the middle.

In England they will put whole small sausages in this.  In Finland they will leave out the anything and just bake the eggs. In Spain they will serve you tiny slices of this, call it tapas and charge you a lot of money.

Method two--  tins of anything cobbler

This calls for biscuit dough and has no bottom crust.  Mix several tins of things together and add any spare diced vegetable you may have until there is at least a pint but less than a quart of food in the casserole. Make two cups of flour into biscuit dough and cover the top of the casserole of food with roughly walnut or tablespoon sized chunks of the dough. Scrape out the bowl very well, stir into a solution with water or milk, and pour over the casserole so that liquid surrounds the hunks of dough.  Bake at medium heat uncovered until the top is a sentimental golden brown and the stuff underneath is bubbling and no longer smells like the inside of the tin.  You'll be fine. If it's brown already and hasn't bubbled yet, put a lid on it and keep baking till it smells better.

Method three-individual pies

This calls for twice as much pastry and dry textured anything that can be spooned into a six inch or larger circle of crust, the edges moistened and aggressively sealed, and baked on a cookie sheet. Do not try to fill with more than you would put in a burrito.  Unless you like Cornish pasty that requires knife and fork or a towel wrapped around it, that means under a quarter cup per pastry. This is simple engineering.

Method four- the custard pie

Here we are probably entering the realm of dessert, unless you have no teeth.  The basic custard pie has one half cup of sugar, an egg, no top crust, and pureed anything. Blend well to fill the crust, and bake until set and bottom crust is completely done. If you are feeling positive about eating, experiment with spices and flavorings.

Method five -fruit pie or tart

If you are lucky enough to have a can of something labeled ‘pie filling' you can use it as is. Otherwise you need to cook and/or thicken the fruit juice with flour or tapioca or cornstarch.  It's easy to do this in a saucepan on the stove. In Finland you'd skip making pie at this point and just eat a bowlful. One quarter cup of flour or starch will thicken your quart of fruit. Sweeten to taste.

Are you still making pie? Okay, the bottom crust you will fill, then attach your lattice work or your entire attractively vented top crust and bake. This is also how steak pie is done, and that anomaly, rhubarb.  Just as tomato is a fruit we treat as a vegetable, rhubarb is a vegetable we treat as a fruit.

If your fruit is sufficiently presweetened and cooked that it's better to refer to it as jam, the resulting pie is called a tart. Pizza is in my opinion merely a large savory tart on a yeasty crust. However we are not dealing with yeasty crusts or strudels here.

Surprisingly, an onion will cook down to tart state, but not a squash or yam-- too starchy. Treat them as custard.

Method six-gelatin, ice cream or pudding pie

I cannot bear to deal with these until summer, but the directions are on the box. Just cook your crust and not the pudding; put it in later, genius.  Precooked crusts are also nice piled full of potato salad or fruit salad which you then weigh down with the correct dressing. Expensive versions from the ice cream store cost big bucks and you can do it at home for cheaper.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie

Actually, I am only posting this to console myself on a day when I have been too out of it to do anything else constructive but lecture thou internet that cannot object.

Method seven-- the no-bake cream pie. 

http://www.popularpages.net/pics/cream-pie_2_2412_...

 This is very romantic but difficult to arrange.  It requires cooperation from at least two people, but I can think of no more delicious pie or one that is more pleasant to serve to the appreciative consumer.  Do not let a pie like this go to waste. It's extremely nutritious and it doesn't keep.

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